[Drew]

That was probably in Myrtle Beach.

We have so many of those rice-burning cock-mongers down here that it's ridiculous. I have to pay $319 a month just in insurance because thanks to those dickheads trying to show off to compensate for their underdeveloped penises our county has the highest auto fatality rate on the fucking East Coast.

When I take over the world in 2036, I'm going to mobilized entire Armored Infantry Divisions to put shells into those overpriced Hot Wheels. I'll even give bonus checks to tank drivers for hitting cars with the pricks who drive them still behind the wheel.