[Unknown_Sniper]

1. A threesome with two girls - none of that double meat action - not yet

2. Wake up in a strange place - That way you can wake up thinking.."where the Fu*k am I and I and How did I get there." Then if no one knows how, that gives you free reign to create some kick ass story on how it happened. - not yet

3. The Perfect Steak - Nothing I mean nothing will beat a steak so soft and juicy that it will melt in your mouth..this is the steak your 90 yr gramps could eat without his dentures. - Im pretty sure ive had this
4. The Immaculate No Wiper - This is the triple platinum album of dumps. This is the one that passes and you wipe and magically there is nothing on the paper. Its all of the satisfaction without any of the messy clean up! - check

5. Cry because of sports - This is true passion. It shows that you care without all the huggy crap that goes along with it - uh crying aint my thing unless I get really realyl badly hurt or someone dies

6. Find 20 bucks on the street - Man this is the best. Some say that it will come full circle and end up biting you on the ass. Screw That! They just say that because they either want that 20 bucks or lost it in the 1st place. - check

7.Getting Kicked in the Balls - Why you ask..so you can feel the pain for yourself and never let it happen again. It will teach you self preservation for you and your twins. - hurts like a mother, check

8. Win at Monopoly - This is proof on how much of a cut throat bastard you are. This will decide if you will be successful in life or not. If you havent won at monopoly then you are a painsy ass who won't get anywhere in life. - ah no
9. Jacking Off - Every real man has/does Jack Off. This takes all power out of a woman and puts it into your Hand. If a man says he has never jacked off hes lying. At some time that guy has dryhumped his bed in his . - hell yeah
10. Go to all 4 major sporting events Live(and your home team wins) - That way you get the "total experience" of all major sports. You get that rush from watching your team win. But my city/state doesnt have teams in all major sports you say..Well Your city/state sucks and you should move. End of Story - Will try for this