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View Poll Results: What is your opinion of Strip Clubs?
Booooooooobies ahoy! I love 'em! 18 42.86%
Not really my thing 5 11.90%
Never been through choice 2 4.76%
Never been through age restriction 14 33.33%
I preferred the bouncers 3 7.14%
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Default 02-12-2004, 12:11 AM

And then enters Minor.

All kinds of AA ers coming out of hiding latley.
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 01:07 AM

Club Erotica > YOU
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 02:10 AM

nothin like paying a 15 dollar cover charge to some silicon filled tig ole bitties rock: oh, and make sure if they have the 2 songs for 20 bucks deal goin that you take your stripper right when the previous song ends...that way you get your full 2 songs worth. learned that the hard way rolleyes:
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 02:31 AM

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learned that the hard way rolleyes:
..."hard way" eh?....I'll bet you did Squire, I'll bet you did!...know what I mean?...say no more!"
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 02:41 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":412a1]
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learned that the hard way rolleyes:
..."hard way" eh?....I'll bet you did Squire, I'll bet you did!...know what I mean?...say no more!"[/quote:412a1]

rofl, i didnt even notice that delicious pun rock:
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 05:18 AM

i like boobies, i dont care what happen to the women in the past that made her dance, just as long as she's spreading those leggs in front of my face.
the only problem i have with strip clubs is that the beers cost too fucking much
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 06:26 AM

[quote="Eight Ace":838c0] say no more!"[/quote:838c0]

Sexy Rexxyy!
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 07:10 AM

Back in the day, I used to go to them when I delivered beer. We'd get drunk at work and then always end up there. I was fun back then, but now I don't even care to go to them. I guess I've matured a little bit. I'm sure I'll go back to one sometime, just to reminece about the past.
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 08:12 AM

Montreal = Best strip clubs this side of Amsterdam

We went a few years ago and there was this guy working the sidewalk, trying to get guys to go into his club. So we ask him, "What makes this place so special? There are dozens of clubs on this street."

The guy says (in a french accent mind you), "Oh, my friends!! This is dee best club in Mo-ree-all! It's like Disneyland for de Hands!" HAW HAW!

Sold! We went in. That guy was a genius.


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Default 02-12-2004, 12:18 PM

This thread generalizes the intelligence level on these forums. Sorry, I don't pay for sex, let alone a cock-tease.
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 01:39 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":d40d2]This thread generalizes the intelligence level on these forums. Sorry, I don't pay for sex, let alone a cock-tease.[/quote:d40d2]

oh plz joe, nothing wrong with going to a strip club with your buds every once in a while , male bonding!!! beer:
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 02:07 PM

Went to my first one at age 16, didn't go to another one for like 5 years, because unless it's a really classy joint (which most aren't), it's usually a melting pot of disgusting old men and thugs. The Foxy Lady over here in Providence is pretty nice but I just don't enjoy fake women who tease you for money, whether it be in a strip club or anywhere else for that matter.
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 02:17 PM

[quote="Bazooka_Joe":1bbb8]This thread generalizes the intelligence level on these forums. Sorry, I don't pay for sex, let alone a cock-tease.[/quote:1bbb8]

...you're like all the pretty ones...you think all you have to do is just lay there... hake:
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 03:28 PM

Never been, and never plan on gogin. The places just seem to seedy to me, even kind of scumy like.
  
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Default 02-12-2004, 03:49 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":44f2e][quote="Bazooka_Joe":44f2e]This thread generalizes the intelligence level on these forums. Sorry, I don't pay for sex, let alone a cock-tease.[/quote:44f2e]

...you're like all the pretty ones...you think all you have to do is just lay there... hake:[/quote:44f2e]

rofl. rock: and another thing...since when did going to a strip club = paying for sex? i think i need to go to the ones you go to joe! ed: stripclubs are a nice buffer zone between not being in a relationship and needing some T&A....although some of my friends go in any situation, single, married , girlfriend... boyfriend, sheep eek:
  
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