[Madmartagen]

My dad used to crack my ass with the belt and coat hanger if I got out of line. My mom would grab my sideburns and walk me around that way if i pissed her off in public. Too much Oprah and Dr. Phil = excuses for not disciplining your kids. I went to Subway for lunch today and saw this 4 or 5 year old kid screaming and wailing like a llittle pig. He was swinging and hitting his mom on her butt, back, leg, everywhere while she was trying to buy him some lunch. Thats the reason why I dont want to ever have kids. That, and because I dont want some fat human baby falling out of my wifes body.