[Madmartagen]

Oh, that? No, not me. I used to do that in the shower, or in my room with the doors locked. I've been interrupted while having sex with my girlfriend, though, I think that is much worse than caught jacking off. This one time me and my girl were in the parking lot of this park after prom night and a cop comes over to us and makes us get out of the car and gives us a good lecture about what we were doing. He asked us for our ID and waited for us to leave. When I got home I dropped on my knees and thanked God that my gf turned 18 that very night otherwise I would have been in some real dogshit that night. Still, that policeman was cool enough to not call her parents and stuff and let us off with just a scolding. I look back and think what kind of an idiot I was for doing that in public, though.