I do unless I'm at work and I know the District manager is coming in.
He's a huge prick so I usually drop a fat wet duece and then wipe with only 2 squares of TP.
I then stand up and piss, occasionally pinching off so I get that super piss spray.
I then leave the bathroom without washing and make sure to shake his hand.
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/