[Madmartagen]

Originally Posted by Arkan

Take a big dump at your girls house and you clog the bowl!

LOL, I havent done that yet, but I fear of it all the time. I pinch a loaf at my house and anywhere else before I step foot in her house. Mainly I fear filling her bathroom with funk after im done.

-having your regular tv lineup ruined by some stupid awards show.
-being the only person at work actually working...then wondering wtf is wrong with you.
-waking up at night to get a drink of water.
-waking up at night because a dog keeps barking.
-going somwhere to eat, buy something or get gas and you find out they dont take atm/visa.
-doing re-work.