Customer: "Yes, I'd like the chicken fingers."
Waitress: "Would you like to order a funnel to go with that?"
Customer: "Huh??"
Waitress: "Umm...nothing. Nevermind."
"Excuse me ma'am...why was my side of honey mustard sauce served in a martini glass?"
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