This kid at meh school is 16 and weighs 465 pounds.. I heard stories of the things he can hold up with his manboobs.. Things like football cleats, 5 pound weight, can of dip, you name it and he'll lift up his boobs and place whatever you want under there and hold it up for you. Oh and anothing thing I heard, his pores are the size of cold cuts and his skin is green/grey around his neck, underarms and tits.. kinda like moss..