[Zoner]

Oh jeeze...I could be here all day.

- First three nights in residence, my roommate and I drank a combined 148 beers.

- We turned a guy's bed into an aquarium, complete with goldfish, blue pebbles, and a plastic diver

- During my frosh year, we had to go to the dining hall in our bathrobes, wearing nothing but undies underneath. We were ordered to run a lap around the dining hall screaming "I'M A FUCKING MAGGOT!!" then strip off the robes, hop on one of the girls' residence's tables, and pose down like Hulk Hogan.

- We did a KISS lip sync for the Winter Carnival contest and won it. I was Gene Simmons. I woke up the next morning in the 2nd floor lobby, still in full makeup.