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Default 08-01-2004, 06:45 PM

When you say sexual energy are you saying you want to have a hard on all day long, or you want to be able to perform for an extended period of time? If its the latter, more foreplay is a good thing. Before she comes over, take a cold shower or a shower in general, make sure the room is at the right temperature and get her in the mood. Start with the kissing and fondling, she blows you, you go down on her, she gets on top, you get behind, you get on top and the bam! She'll be in the kitchen naked making you a sandwhich in a good 40 mins at least.
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 06:50 PM

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Default 08-01-2004, 06:56 PM

DOnt jerk for 2 weeks eat plenty of peaches and celery. itll amke ur load huge. Give her an eyefull slugger
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 06:57 PM

Your body realises you're gay, whilst your mind is still trying to kid itself that you're not.
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 07:04 PM

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DOnt jerk for 2 weeks eat plenty of peaches and celery. itll amke ur load huge. Give her an eyefull slugger
Eating pineapple will make your semen taste sweeter although I'm not sure if that occurs with foods, it must do. Go food shopping with her and ask her:

"What flavour do you want?"


As for sexual energy, I suppose whats already been said should help. I remember eating honey and sweet sugary drinks before I ran an ahtletics event in school.........they give energy.

I'll be taking notes here too as I'll be getting some punani in september fo sho


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That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest - Henri David Thoreau
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 07:12 PM

they did a thing on this on the history channels show "history of sex" stuff thats proven to give you more sexual energy is ginseeng and oysters/clams combine this with viagra and you'll be a machine.

but wtf bro...arent u like 19 or in your early 20's??? im 18 and i can jerk off like 3-4 times a week while getting laid every day and don't have any problems at all...18-24 are suposed to be your peak sexual years.
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 07:18 PM

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Default 08-01-2004, 08:07 PM

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they did a thing on this on the history channels show "history of sex" stuff thats proven to give you more sexual energy is ginseeng and oysters/clams combine this with viagra and you'll be a machine.

but wtf bro...arent u like 19 or in your early 20's??? im 18 and i can jerk off like 3-4 times a week while getting laid every day and don't have any problems at all...18-24 are suposed to be your peak sexual years.

If you have to brag about it. . .its not happening.

RE: Not jerking off. Thats correct insofar as I know. I know alot of people who tell you to build up your "resistance" by masturbating, but how many of you actually masturbate multiple times in the span of an hour? By easing off on the self-gratification, your body rejects that "instant-one-time" orgasm and conditions itself for more.

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Default 08-01-2004, 08:09 PM

dont you watch seinfeild? ITS MANGOS!
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 08:51 PM

[quote="TGB!":39509]
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they did a thing on this on the history channels show "history of sex" stuff thats proven to give you more sexual energy is ginseeng and oysters/clams combine this with viagra and you'll be a machine.

but wtf bro...arent u like 19 or in your early 20's??? im 18 and i can jerk off like 3-4 times a week while getting laid every day and don't have any problems at all...18-24 are suposed to be your peak sexual years.

If you have to brag about it. . .its not happening.

RE: Not jerking off. Thats correct insofar as I know. I know alot of people who tell you to build up your "resistance" by masturbating, but how many of you actually masturbate multiple times in the span of an hour? By easing off on the self-gratification, your body rejects that "instant-one-time" orgasm and conditions itself for more.

Shalom.
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whose bragging? im trying to help him out i dont need to impress anyone here.
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 10:51 PM

i think stress has a lot to do with it........?
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 10:55 PM

o and btw i eat fuckin mangos too, they dont do shit. my diet is probably as healthy as one can get, i gues i can add gingseng, flax seeds and wheatgrass. plus i run everyday... stupid:
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 11:00 PM

[quote="Old Reliable":b0825]i think stress has a lot to do with it........?[/quote:b0825]

You're trapped in a vicious circle; your pecker ain't working properly so you worry about it. The worry causes your pecker to function incorrectly. Wash, rinse and repeat.

Try not to think about it.
  
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Default 08-01-2004, 11:02 PM

yeah exactly...lol. shit
  
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Default 08-02-2004, 12:58 AM

[quote="Old Reliable":36be7]yeah exactly...lol. shit[/quote:36be7]

u never really said what your problem is....are you prematurely ejaculating or do you just want to be able to have multiple orgasims instead of just one shot and your empty.
  
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