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[quote="The Frenchman":3417d]- I lit myself on fire on numerous occaisions.
- I jump out of a moving truck into a pasture full of cow pies.
- I went book shopping wearing no pants.
- I decked a BFI (big fucking indian), he shrugged it off and kicked my ass.
- I farted real horrorshow during a coital session.
- I wrestled a dead elk that had to be at least a week overdue.
- I went BMXing on a bumpy mountain trail.
- I called a prospective love interest a whore when we were in grade 7.
- I ate a can of tuna that was ar least 5 years old.
- I had sex with a vacuum.
- I called a black kid "Toby" in grade 8.[/quote:3417d]

your a monster.