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Default 08-14-2004, 11:07 AM

[quote:5e019]Dear Sir / Madam,

I would like to apply for the token jackoff position in your company, which was advertised in tap dat ass monthly. Please consider me and I assure you, you will not be disappointed.

I'm experience in all aspects of being a total twat.

I live in alabama, go into the city centre and im in the third dustbin to the left.

My resume is attached. Please feel free to contact me for further details.

Yours faithfully,

Shitfor Brains.[/quote:5e019]




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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