[Apocalypse | NoW]

One day a few of my friends and i were playing handball at some school wall. It was right next to a public library. My best friend and I had to shit, really bad. But I had to go worse. As I walk into the Public Library bathroom, sit on the toilet, i got a great idea. Why not shit on the floor. So I get off the toilet and flop a huge shit stick on the floor. It had to be 6" long. After the shit was on the ground, i realized that i couldnt leave it there. After thinking that, I realized that there was a little cubbie right next to the toliet for some reason. I got a ton of toilet paper, picked the lump of shit up, and put it the cubbie. After all this, I wiped my ass, and left. By then, the smeel was kicking in. I told my friend who also had to shit. He went in, and was in there for about 1 minute. He came out laughing his ass off. He couldnt shit cuz the smell was so fucking bad. I told my other friend who just walked in, he also went in to see it. He came out about 10 seconds later, and he said he almost gagged twice. After that, we all left, laughing our asses off. /end