[Eight Ace]

Originally Posted by Pyro

I was just about to masturbate, and i think i still will
im sure the whole experience will bring me many thrills
Thats it, im doing it, im going in to wanking mode
but, ill need to remember to clean up after I explode

cry: that's beautiful, may I just add this:

whilst wanking is one of the major issues,
now that you're done and your penis shrinks,
here's a timely reminder to pick up all those tissues,
and crack a fucken window wouldja...this place stinks dance: