[Crazy Canadian]

Originally Posted by WidowMaker555

Jeans are to be banned.

wtf hes probably wearing jeans right now
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holy shit

Prison cells will be made smaller. I would set this to approximately 1/2 of their average current size.
Prisoners kept in their cells 24/7 (i.e. NEVER leaving their cell during incarceration).
Prisoners will only be fed bread and butter.
NO contact with ANY other human being during incarceration.
NO TV, medical care, or entertainment of any sort.
NO sunlight will penetrate a prison cell.
Disobedient or rebellious prisoners can be beaten by the guards as punishment.
ANY inmate that attempts to escape will be executed on site.

nah he's probaly wearing pink spandex and getting a bj from some guy named doug