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Default 12-28-2004, 02:26 PM

[quote="Sgt. Duffy":9ded2]
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Originally Posted by ninty9
You haven't even hit puberty yet. How can you have a permaboner?
This isnt a "comeback", but I turn 14 in February, and I've gone pretty far in puberty. I've got hair all over my crotch, on my stomach, around my nipples (strangely) all over my legs, in my crack, leading to my crack, in my nose, above my lip, under my lips (count it...TWO BEARD-HAIRS!), under my pits, on my feet, on my toes, on my hands, and somehow, on my nose. My bed is crusty from sperm, so obviously, well, I can sperminate, and I get erections around 5 times daily...which is why Im resorting to wearing tighter boxers to keep it less noticable, as they're the most embaressing parts of the day. My voice hasnt really deepened, Im not sure, but I've got an Adams apple. Hoorah, so does everyone else on this site.[/quote:9ded2] rolleyes:


  
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