[harpua]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


jesus, if this was north korea, all of those asholes would get shot.



plus, hah, none of them would ever get any to start with. hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa.



convert to judiasm, it's just better.

PLAY VIDEO GAMES!
Spending countless hours playing Halo 2, Doom 3 or Medal of Honor helps you focus on the important things in life, like computer-generated mass murder. It's a valuable skill set, especially for those looking to pursue a career in the military – a noble profession where one blissfully marinates with men in tight spaces for months on end. So the next time your man-pipes rumble, simply take your desires to touch, grope, and melt into another human being, and funnel them into a wholesome virtual homicidal bloodbath!