[CoMaToSe]

Originally Posted by Tripper

Cadbury surprise:
Manliness: 9 Style: 8 Awesomeness: 12 Mess: 8

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net ... dbury8.jpg

What you need: ice cream scooper, cadbury eggs.

How to do it: spoon out your eyes with the ice cream scooper, and replace them with cadbury easter eggs. Then using any method you prefer, kill yourself. Your family may hate the suicide, but everyone loves cadbury cream eggs! Why disappoint your loved ones with plain old boring eyes, when you can surprise them with chocolate instead?! Try to do it around easter. The kids will have hours of fun trying to find the last two treats.

Teh funny:

What you need: stfu, you're not funny.

How to do it: upon urges to gain attention by posting "funny" "jokes", you must hold back by stabbing your hands 24 times each with a ballpoint pen, so that you may no longer type and in-turn no longer kill braincells of the poor readers who accidently stumble across your unfunnies. Try to do it around now. The kids hate your assface.[/quote:eca36]
tripps, next time you decide to try and be cool, remember where you are: an interet forum. Stop trying to validate your own existance by putting others down.