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Default 03-17-2005, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SoLiDUS
Why do white people go to black people's garage sales ?







... to get their shit back.
rofl wtf you stole that off me from the joke thread two weeks ago

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GUy and a girl are on a date and the guy drives out to look out point. Everythings going good, they are getting hot and heavy when the girl stops and says.."I'm sorry I have to be honest, Im a hooker and if you want to have sex its gonna cost 25 bucks"
The guy thinks for a second and says Okay and gives her the 25 bucks and they get their fuck on.
They finish and the guy looks at the girl and says "Honey Im sorry but I have to be honest with you now too."
"Im a cabby and its gonna cost you 25 dollars to get your ass home"


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