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Default 03-18-2005, 10:32 AM

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One day Bill Clinton goes to a school to talk about Accidents, Tragedies and Great losses. So he asks the class, "Can anyone give me an example of an accident?" Little Suzie stands up and say, " Well, my friend was playing with a ball and it rolled into the street and when she went to get it she got hit by a car." Bill said, "Thank you Suzie, that is a very good example of an accident. Now can anyone give me an example of a great loss?" Billy says, "Well a bus load of kinds on a field trip hit a pot hole, lose control and go off a cliff and all die." Bill says, "Very good Billy, does everyone understand why that is a great loss?" They all say yes and Bill goes on with the next question. "Now, can anyone give me an example of a tragedy?" Well smart ass Johnny stands up and says, "You, your fat assed wife Hillary and that Dick Al Gore are flying in Airforce One over hostile waters when you get shot down by and enemy missile and all die." Shocked by Johnny's answer Bill asks how he knew that was a tragedy and Johnny replies, " Well it ain't an accident and it sure the hell ain't a Great Loss."
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Default 03-18-2005, 08:17 PM

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Heres one you can play on your Friends

Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I, spell the word, and say ness at the end. ok?

Dog....

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Door...

Finger...

Map....


Now if you didnt get the punch line right off, say the last on to your self until you get it. This is great to play on friends family and relatives. biggrin:
i dont understand that...
  
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Default 03-18-2005, 08:20 PM

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Default 03-18-2005, 08:24 PM

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Heres one you can play on your Friends

Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I, spell the word, and say ness at the end. ok?

Dog....

Wall...

Door...

Finger...

Map....


Now if you didnt get the punch line right off, say the last on to your self until you get it. This is great to play on friends family and relatives. biggrin:
i dont understand that...
What tony said.
  
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Default 03-18-2005, 08:36 PM

This one works too:

Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I , spell the word, and say sovvuselessshit at the end. ok?

Map...
  
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Default 03-18-2005, 08:46 PM

Did your mommy tell you that? biggrin:


  
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Default 03-18-2005, 08:52 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":7d9f7]This one works too:

Ill give you a word to spell, a simple word now and you have to say I , spell the word, and say sovvuselessshit at the end. ok?

Map...[/quote:7d9f7]
i dont get it....


  
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Default 03-29-2005, 05:35 PM

Yeah, i'm going to hell for laughing at this....

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 05:39 PM

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Yeah, i'm going to hell for laughing at this....

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/
ROFLROFLRFOLROFLROFLRLOFORFOLOF.

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Default 03-29-2005, 05:40 PM

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Yeah, i'm going to hell for laughing at this....

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/

LMAO!!!!



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Default 03-29-2005, 05:49 PM

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Yeah, i'm going to hell for laughing at this....

http://durrrrr.blogspot.com/

LMAO!!!!
Rofl. Go look at the comments..give you even more of a kick.
  
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Default 03-29-2005, 06:19 PM

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