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Default 03-29-2005, 10:33 PM

The only serious one is the money. You are guaranteed to take home a hot slut every night if you so choose if you are wealthy or at least make it appear as if you have a shit load of money. Being an athlete does help as well, but the more money you have is directly proportional to how hot of a Sorostitute you will fist that night.

And I was also listing steps to hooking up with hot women, not the sea-otters you present in that picture. biggrin:

Let me give you an example. I work as a grounds crew manager for the baseball team at my university. The university has issued me all the official team gear that is not available in stores. If I wear that from class to class as I walk across the campus, I get glances from Sorostitutes that I would not have gotten otherwise. Being able to get a nice power fuck out of a hot chick is all about class status. If you are high on the ladder, you will get laid. Unless you are just a very handsome man by the general sense, you will not get hot ass without a good status on the ladder.
  
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