[Doctor Duffy]

[quote=elstatec]

Originally Posted by strvs

kidney stones?

you piss them out spank:[/quote:451f6]

My dad had kidney stones when I was a whole lot younger, around 7. I remember one time we were at the movies, and all of a sudden in the middle of it, he just went "OH SHIT!" and we left in the middle of it, by dad barelling to the car so we could go home (I think he was too embaressed to go in the bathrooms they had there)

Whats neat though is that the hospital issued him some wierd pee-canisters, which are basically clear water bottles with a handle and a big hole to fit your wang into. They wanted to study his pee. When the stones were gona, he got to keep the canisters, and we now store them in the car, for emergencies when we cant just go out and piss right outside your door. We hardly ever use them, and they're pretty cool too, but they're a tinted yellow, and smell awful when opened up.