[Doctor Duffy]

[quote:39e52]Q: Help me understand great Oracle of the Porcelin Gods. Should I view this stained wall plaster as a pop culture novelty or as a holy relic? In either case, If I bid on this and win, will it help me acheive my 15 minutes of fame?

A: Do me a favor - Stand in front of a mirror wearing a t-shirt that says "I paid $2,000 for Shower Jesus." Does that make you feel famous? Now change the shirt to say "I bid $2,000 on Shower Jesus ... and lost." Now who's the pop culture novelty?[/quote:39e52]

[quote:39e52]Q: OMG...YOU GO!! THIS AUCTION ITSELF IS HILARIOUS BUT YOUR COMEBACKS TO THE COMMENTS THAT SOME OF THESE "LESS INTELEGENT" PEOPLE ARE PRICELESS..I'M PUTTING THIS ON MY WATCH LIST JUST TO READ YOUR COMMENTS! YOU ARE AWESOME...ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: Look at the lower-left corner of your keyboard. Go up two keys. Pretend that there is an ant on that key. Squish it.[/quote:39e52]

Rofl, this guy is hilarious.