[Doctor Duffy]

[quote:61c96]One time, I knew this guy who was an Aquarius, and he used to buy us beer all the time 'cause we weren't old enough to buy it ourselves and the guy at the counter was a total douche and he wouldn't sell it to us but the Aquarius did and he only wanted a pack of smokes and a free beer for doing it so he was cool and he used to party with us and get drunk and one time he puked in my mom's sink and we were all like, "DUDE you can't be pukin' in here 'cause my mom'll flip the fuck out you gotta clean that shit up before she gets home" but she came home early and told us that we were all grounded because we weren't allowed to have an Aquarius in the house because it made the moons all fucked up and it turned my brother gay and start eating lots of ham and he never liked guys or ham before.



Don't be buyin' beer for guys who are young because you'll get them in trouble and if you do buy them beer don't puke in their sink because it'll make their relatives gay and they'll get grounded and eat a shitload of ham like crazy people.[/quote:61c96]

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