[Vance]

Originally Posted by TonyMontana

August 23 - September 22

The original term "Virgo" is Ancient Mongolian for "Dick Whipping." But it's only a coincidence that they do. The term Virgo as we know it wasn't coined until the early 1960's when Doctor Phillip Virgo discovered Earth's second moon, "Virgo" orbiting just behind our known moon, "The Moon."

Not much is known about the Virgo except that they are generally ninjas or Spider Man.


Your Future!
In the case of Spider Man, you have a very good year in store for you. Crime will be down, romance will be up, and you will finally find your financial independence. In the case of ninjas... seriously, dude, stop being a ninja. It was cool in the 1980's, but your job is finished. It's just not cool anymore. Every situation that has ever called for a ninja has been resolved. It's time to relax and reflect on a job well done.

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