[Mr.Buttocks]

Originally Posted by Johnj

That story has potential. Work on it. Cut out the fat.

He should add a lesbian sex scene involving his sisters and the swimming instructor. That would improve the plot.




[quote="Doctor Duffy":91f60]

I do. Not to get too in depth here (get it? IN...DEPTH? SWIMMING? WATER? DEPTH?? AHAHAHAHAAA rock: rock: rock: ) but if anyone has noticed (maybe its just me), after getting naked to dress into you're regular clothes, check out you're anus. The muscle turns grey, and it shrivels up. I dont know whether its all the water, chlorine or what, but it's atleast 100% boner proof...until you get out of the water.

I try not to look at her much, but the closest my willy went wet (Before I go on, these whole swimming lessons Im taking is with a bunch of nine year olds, and Im the tallest and oldest kid there, so its awkward as hell...I never learned how to swim when I was young, but Im going to start surfing down in Mexico, so I decided it'd be a good idea to learn how to swim) was when we were doing some wierd technique (think its called the Egg Beater) with the legs, and we were all lying on the hot concrete, practicing before we went in, and I wasnt getting it down, and she laid right beside me, and started spreading her legs around. I couldnt fucking believe it was happening to me...still cant.
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I hope you drown during your next lesson.