[Doctor Duffy]

DD reeks of geeks.

"Oh, how I spent many long late night hours rolling the die, pencilling in stats, and carving our own wonderous and magical adventures into the mere game board that was D&D. Those magical times, when Elfindor found the Grail of Gods, and when we met the Eternal Dragoon in the Dungeon of Lost Lairs while searching for the valuable loot of which we all strived for. Maybe it was the sheer addictiveness of this game that enveloped my life, as I continue to don my armor and march to Laffendorth even forty years after my teenage memories have passed. I was not an average boy. I did not like cars, I did not like girls, and I was not athletic in any way. I do not care for these, nor do I strive for them, as I can proudly say that I have defeated Malendirnk with only a mere +8 Shield of Emprowress. And I am very sure not many athletes or "cool" kids have accomplised this great feat. I am very sure."