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Default 09-14-2005, 03:44 PM

Why won't they allow that in your leg in the Marines?


  
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Default 09-14-2005, 03:58 PM

cause its hardware, they might still but if its out the chances increase by like 83%
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 03:59 PM

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isnt this because you thought you would be "totally cool" and jump down 3 stairs at school rather than walk down them like a "fuckin dweeb"
it was way more then 3, it was almost a whole flight and it was fun
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 05:20 PM

chicks dig broke shit.



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Default 09-14-2005, 05:26 PM

I think they would let you in if you were a 67 year old with one eye and a had a dog named Jerket.

I have pins in my arm and i'm in the army.
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 05:29 PM

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don't they have medical cards or something that you can give to the security guys?
My mum has one, since she has a few titanium plates in her neck.
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 06:04 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":95c9e]fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan[/quote:95c9e]

your joking right?
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 06:05 PM

[quote="Crazy Canadian":1770a][quote="Jimmy Paterson":1770a]fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan[/quote:1770a]

your joking right?[/quote:1770a]

Well you see, Americans aren't sissies...Canadians, however... biggrin:
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 06:09 PM

[quote=Acideyez][quote="Crazy Canadian":362f6]
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fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan
your joking right?[/quote:362f6]

Well you see, Americans aren't sissies...Canadians, however... biggrin:[/quote:362f6]

Funny, i bet a majority of soldiers there wish they were back home.. yet we have eager minions backhome just scratching for some action...
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 06:35 PM

meps is pretty strict on all that shit, the marines disqualify people for that, sorry dude, but good luck
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 06:42 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":12baa]Fuck the marines. Just buy a plane ticket to Baghdad and do some freelance soldiering.[/quote:12baa]

Greatest idea... ever. +1 for the next few days. rock:
  
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Default 09-14-2005, 11:09 PM

[quote="Crazy Canadian":32194][quote="Jimmy Paterson":32194]fuck man I want to join so bad, I wanna go over to Iraq or Afghanistan[/quote:32194]

your joking right?[/quote:32194]

nope. I have no life over here.

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I think they would let you in if you were a 67 year old with one eye and a had a dog named Jerket.

I have pins in my arm and i'm in the army.
marines are stricter, and if I cant join the marines, im gonna try the navy or army
  
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Default 09-15-2005, 12:08 PM

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that's a pretty dumb rule oOo:
not really because you have a greater chance of injury even wit hthe plates in. They want healthy people without metal in their bodies.


  
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Default 09-15-2005, 12:34 PM

othen times its better for the patient to leave it in but why should they be concerned about the patient
  
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Default 09-16-2005, 12:24 AM

[quote="Sgt>Stackem":15e05]othen times its better for the patient to leave it in but why should they be concerned about the patient[/quote:15e05]

AS true as that is, they dont want anyone who isnt in good condition. They take fat kids, but they dont have metal plates in them.


  
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