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Default 09-24-2005, 05:04 PM

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Hand over your GFD. When 'The Jimmy Fund' gets to 100,000GFD we'll be able to upgrade the lad's penis. dance:
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 05:15 PM

CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG
  
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Default 09-24-2005, 05:24 PM

[quote="Eight Ace":595db][quote="Jimmy Paterson":595db]I dont like to do illegal things, so I wont do it[/quote:595db]
last I heard sodomizing young Latino girls was illegal Jimmy, so just
shut the fuck up and become addicted to drugs immediately ffs.... annoy:[/quote:595db]

I didn't sodomize her, plus she was 18 and I was 17
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Default 09-24-2005, 05:26 PM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":a2b11][quote="Eight Ace":a2b11][quote="Jimmy Paterson":a2b11]I dont like to do illegal things, so I wont do it[/quote:a2b11]
last I heard sodomizing young Latino girls was illegal Jimmy, so just
shut the fuck up and become addicted to drugs immediately ffs.... annoy:[/quote:a2b11]

I didn't sodomize her, plus she was 18 and I was 17
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CHITTY FUCk amg lozo publacasominopasooo
  
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Default 09-25-2005, 02:21 PM

what the fuck does that mean??? if I get to keep the shit they take out ill take pics and post it
  
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Default 10-09-2005, 09:02 AM

ok surgery is tomorrow at 10:30 am CST, wish me luck ladies.
  
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Default 10-09-2005, 09:49 AM

good luck babe.

Its times like these, when I wish they just put a zipper in me so they dont have to incize every time oOo:
  
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Default 10-09-2005, 10:16 AM

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good luck babe.

Its times like these, when I wish they just put a zipper in me so they dont have to incize every time oOo:
no zipper could hold your incredible brisket basket



  
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Default 10-11-2005, 08:39 AM

those sobs forgot to give me my shit, then when I had them call down to the or they were like uhhhhh theres a new policy we cant give it to you cause of infectios somethings........LIAR!!!
  
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Default 10-11-2005, 08:57 AM

[quote="Jimmy Paterson":9f193]those sobs forgot to give me my shit, then when I had them call down to the or they were like uhhhhh theres a new policy we cant give it to you cause of infectios somethings........LIAR!!![/quote:9f193]


there are very strict guidelines on how they handle boi-hazarous material. They cant go around giving away implants that have human fluids on them. That is a bio-hazard
  
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Default 10-11-2005, 02:10 PM

i go for a third surgery on oct 18. they are placing some material i cant remember what it's called...some sort of plastic that is porous to allow bone to grow over it. filling in more of my orbital to push my eye out a little bit more to make it as close to perfect as possible. this will be my last surgery finally..


  
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Default 10-11-2005, 02:14 PM

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i go for a third surgery on oct 18. they are placing some material i cant remember what it's called...some sort of plastic that is porous to allow bone to grow over it. filling in more of my orbital to push my eye out a little bit more to make it as close to perfect as possible. this will be my last surgery finally..
What eye is it thats being worked on? Besides looking stoned to the gills in that pic in the pic thread your right eye looked ok.

And purple sunglasses = [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/bigeyes.gif[/img]




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 10-11-2005, 02:16 PM

its my right eye, the one that got fucked in the accident. and they are blue, the sun was just shining on it


  
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Default 10-11-2005, 02:17 PM

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and they are blue, the sun was just shining on it
LIES theyre fucking pink\purple\homoerectus. [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/SPANKY.gif[/img] [img]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/gerald.marley/Smilie/angst.gif[/img]




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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 10-11-2005, 03:01 PM

[img]http://home.actlab.utexas.edu/~kittkatt5/images/operation%20all%20game%20copy.jpg[/img]
  
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