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[quote="Jin-Roh":f616a]wtf local governments[/quote:f616a]

Yeah, its kind gay to create Local laws when State and National laws cancelled it out.

Like in FL, there are a whole bunch of ridiculous laws ...
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The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.
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One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person.

Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance, and is declared a misdemeanor offense.

Doors of all public buildings must open outwards.

It is illegal to sell your children.

Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

It is illegal to skateboard without a license.

[b]When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.[/b]

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.

It is considered an offense to shower naked.

You are not allowed to break more than three dishes per day, or chip the edges of more than four cups and/or saucers.

Oral sex is illegal.

You may not kiss your wife's breasts.

Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.

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PS: Having trouble w/ the BOLDING of words .. I highligh and ask to bold and its screws it up.