I told this girl I loved her and then bought her a strap on dildo. she promptly fucked me in the ass with it, then sold it on ebay for 1/4 the original price
..thoughts?
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/