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Default 12-14-2005, 08:38 PM
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rofl that would be weird... oOo:
LOL yea think you and a bud showing up to feast on your moms cunt nectar at the same time

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Default 12-14-2005, 08:40 PM
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rofl that would be weird... oOo:
LOL yea think you and a bud showing up to feast on your moms cunt nectar at the same time
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Default 12-14-2005, 08:48 PM
WWN Girl of the week

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Default 12-14-2005, 08:50 PM
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WWN Girl of the week

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oOo:
mm suprised its not a girl whose 9 foot tall sporting tits the size of xxxl beachballs along with 3 cuntholes. In other words fake like their news. spank:



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But one of her fucking grandkids, pookie, rayray or lil-nub was probably slanging weed or rocks out of the house.
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 08:51 PM
their page 5 girls usually were pretty hot...I would grab it waitin in line at the grocery to check her out. see they fell off the planet now.

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Default 12-14-2005, 09:16 PM
[quote="Victim of incest":cab5b]..and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure[/quote:cab5b]

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Default 12-14-2005, 09:25 PM
My friends roomate(sold on ebay for $.50 cause we hate him) was dating a girl online. They finally arranged to meet. She knocked on his door and asked his name he said yes, she walked away quickly.
Imagine 400 pounds of jello wrapped in human skin, thats this kid. And hes annoying, filthy, and vile.
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:37 PM
was she hot?
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 09:40 PM
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LMAO...wow...fuck imagine if that happened to you.
hey shawn, adam told me the other day that you're gonna fly down to saskatchewan to meet a girl off the internet. and you've 'known' her for 6 years. is this true?
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 11:33 PM
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LMAO...wow...fuck imagine if that happened to you.
hey shawn, adam told me the other day that you're gonna fly down to saskatchewan to meet a girl off the internet. and you've 'known' her for 6 years. is this true?
a) yes
b) going down for her 19th birthday
c) techically ive known her for 6 years yes
d) your mom is hot
e) I just wish it wasn't so fucking cold there
  
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Default 12-14-2005, 11:34 PM
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Default 12-15-2005, 12:18 AM
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LOL yea think you and a bud showing up to feast on your moms cunt nectar at the same time
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Default 12-15-2005, 12:18 AM
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was she hot?
definetly not

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rofl that would be weird... oOo:
LOL yea think you and a bud showing up to feast on your moms cunt nectar at the same time
roflol
ROFL!
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Default 12-15-2005, 03:16 AM
STUPID WARNING LABELS!


By BECKY TODD

BOCA RATON, Fla. -- How dumb do companies think we are? From the looks of the warning labels they slap on their products, they must believe we're complete morons!

Here, we've collected some of the most ridiculous advice from smartypants manufacturers:

•Sleeping Pills -- Caution: May make you drowsy.
•Lighters -- Contents flammable.
•Dog Shampoo -- The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish.
•Shampoo -- Intended for use on hair only -- not eyes.
•Stroller -- Remove infant before folding for storage.
•Curling Iron -- Not for internal use.
•Microwave Oven -- Do not use for drying pets.
•Child's Playhouse -- This is not a toy.
•Toilet Bowl Cleaning Brush -- Do not use orally.
•King Size Mattress -- Warning: Do not attempt to swallow.
•Can of Insecticide -- This spray is harmful to insects.
•Firecrackers -- Do not light while holding in mouth.
•Fat-Free Potato Chips -- May cause anal leakage.
•Peanut Butter -- Warning: May contain nuts.
•TV Dinner -- Remove plastic wrap cover before eating.
•Batteries -- Do not swallow. C or D batteries may cause choking.
•.22-Caliber Rifle -- May cause injury or death.
•Hardware Store Rotary Drill -- This product not intended for dental purposes.
•Hemorrhoid Suppositories -- Remove aluminum wrapping before insertion.
•Disposable Diapers -- Dispose of after use.
•Electric Cattle Prod -- For use on animals only.

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