[Arkan]

Shit, i had a cell phone back in the early 90's. You should've seen the size of that fucker. If you dropped it, you'd break a toe or two.

Speaking of shit being "owned", a few years ago i had to meet my brother early for a fishing trip. Fucker told me over and over not to be late to his house. I pull up at 4am and the house is dark and the boat isn't even hooked up to his truck. So, i pound on the door and he's steaming mad because his alarm clock mal-functioned and never went off. We finally get going and i notice he has the alarm clock with him. I ask "wtf you gonna do with that?" He replies "I have plans for this fucking thing". Anywho, as we cross the Throgs Neck bridge over into the Bronx, bro looks over to me and says "Open that fucking window and lean back". I did just that and there it went...he threw the fucking thing out the window and into the east river from atop the bridge while flying at 60mph. I couldn't control myself i laughed so hard. Fucking clock got PWN3D !!