[Madmartagen]

me and my ex got caught by the cops boning in the back seat of my car. she had just turned 18 a few hours before too beer:

my sister walked in on my whacking off one time. i thought the door was locked but i guess it wasnt.

dont feel too embarassed or anything by that. i would be pissed if someone broke my dvd pr0n (if i took the time to burn dvds). that shit sucks and shows a severe disrespect towards ones property.

fuck it, every man here wanks off to pr0n, its a bade of honour - you should shout it for the whole house to hear. hell, i bet your sis has a stash mixed in her dawsons creek/gilmore girls collection.