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Default 03-03-2006, 02:36 PM

wtf - if they're still doing it after you've been telling them not to - then yeah, call the cops - and all of them which you know, call their parents and tell them what their children have been doing to you and your house - Don't be angry though, make the parents feel sorry for you and embarrased that their kids have been "torturing" you and your family with this all day or something like that - LOL, guaranteed spanking.
  
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Default 03-03-2006, 03:06 PM

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Default 03-03-2006, 03:25 PM

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Okay, allow me to explain further: Its a fuckin blizzard here. The roads are all shut down. I live up in the fuckin mountians. It was so bad I was stranded at school for 4 hours. STFU
Ive driven and gone out in worse im sure, as statd earlier grow a pair. Hell last weekend I nearly died driving my gf home in a blizzard but you dont see me complaining.
As for the kids, you should have grabbed a bucket of snow, brought it in your house, made the hardest snowballs you could and wip it at their nuts. Thatll get them to fuck off.
  
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Default 03-03-2006, 03:30 PM

get snow balls and dip them in water...freeze...throw.

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put rocks in the center of the balls and throw


  
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Default 03-03-2006, 04:10 PM

Snow sucks.


  
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Default 03-03-2006, 04:37 PM

We did call the police - this was once they started opening the door and throwing it into the house - they ended up smashing one of my mugs on a table near the door (fucking door wouldnt lock as there was snow in the lock) So I couldnt lock the damn door. The police are fucking useless around here. They probably wont respond for about a week. I dont even know why I bothered ringing them. My dad came round later and we combined managed to work out where most of the lads live. I'll be speaking to their parents tomorrow. Like any of them will give a shit.
  
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Default 03-03-2006, 04:39 PM

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We did call the police - this was once they started opening the door and throwing it into the house - they ended up smashing one of my mugs on a table near the door (fucking door wouldnt lock as there was snow in the lock) So I couldnt lock the damn door. The police are fucking useless around here. They probably wont respond for about a week. I dont even know why I bothered ringing them. My dad came round later and we combined managed to work out where most of the lads live. I'll be speaking to their parents tomorrow. Like any of them will give a shit.
They'll care if you tell them you plan on taking action on tresspassing charges.

btw what provoked them to throw snow in/ at your house?


  
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Default 03-03-2006, 05:16 PM

Thats the thing, nothing provoked them, I live on quite a rough estate. I wont speak to most people on the estate due to most of them being complete tards. My sister came home and I guess they saw her as an easy target, she went mad at them for doing it, and got a reaction, so i guess they did it more, so it got out of contrtol.
  
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Default 03-03-2006, 06:02 PM

So, basically you pussied out to the father of the 16 yr old. Don't threaten a weaker kid if you can't beat his old man.

Next time some kids ambush your house with snowballs, run out the back door and make a few iceballs (just add a lil' water to the snowballs you just made and squeeze the shit out of them so it's like a rock). Then flank them and bean their asses with some iceballs. Guarantee those kids will never do that to your house again.

I have 2 funny stories relating to kids throwing snowballs at me. A few years ago i was in my brothers van getting pizza. Some kids step out between 2 houses and tag his van. I tear after them and get one kid cornered in the backyard of one of the houses. I grabbed him and cranked back like i was gonna punch him. He just cried. That was enough to scare him.

2nd time happened last year while coming home at night in the snow. Again, 2 kids are just inside a woodline and are hitting cars with snowballs as they pass. Sure enough they get me also but i kept going. I went around the block, parked the car, and ran through the woods to flank them from behind. Sure as shit, they're still there throwing snowballs and there i am....creeping up on them. Words can't describe their actions and faces as i grabbed one of them from behind. Lets just say that i could guarantee at least one of them had to change their underwear after they got home. I just verbally scared the shit out of them and then laughed the rest of the ride home. I think the one kid is still in therapy today over the whole ordeal......lol


.....man, do i love the snow !! biggrin:


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Default 03-03-2006, 07:00 PM

lol arkan you badass mofo
  
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Default 03-03-2006, 07:31 PM

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Snow officially blows. I cant go to this party tonight because it snowed so bad here.
pants party? oOo:



  
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Default 03-03-2006, 09:26 PM

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lol arkan you badass mofo
ROFL!

Arkans the bad ass mail clerk with the heart of gold (Family guy)

also lol @ the second story arkan. Flanking is the best


  
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Default 03-03-2006, 09:27 PM

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So, basically you pussied out to the father of the 16 yr old. Don't threaten a weaker kid if you can't beat his old man.

Next time some kids ambush your house with snowballs, run out the back door and make a few iceballs (just add a lil' water to the snowballs you just made and squeeze the shit out of them so it's like a rock). Then flank them and bean their asses with some iceballs. Guarantee those kids will never do that to your house again.

I have 2 funny stories relating to kids throwing snowballs at me. A few years ago i was in my brothers van getting pizza. Some kids step out between 2 houses and tag his van. I tear after them and get one kid cornered in the backyard of one of the houses. I grabbed him and cranked back like i was gonna punch him. He just cried. That was enough to scare him.

2nd time happened last year while coming home at night in the snow. Again, 2 kids are just inside a woodline and are hitting cars with snowballs as they pass. Sure enough they get me also but i kept going. I went around the block, parked the car, and ran through the woods to flank them from behind. Sure as shit, they're still there throwing snowballs and there i am....creeping up on them. Words can't describe their actions and faces as i grabbed one of them from behind. Lets just say that i could guarantee at least one of them had to change their underwear after they got home. I just verbally scared the shit out of them and then laughed the rest of the ride home. I think the one kid is still in therapy today over the whole ordeal......lol


.....man, do i love the snow !! biggrin:

rofl...if you pretended to punch me, id probably cry.

as for the flanking maneuver, i guess mohaa did come in handy
  
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Default 03-04-2006, 05:13 AM

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So, basically you pussied out to the father of the 16 yr old. Don't threaten a weaker kid if you can't beat his old man.

Next time some kids ambush your house with snowballs, run out the back door and make a few iceballs (just add a lil' water to the snowballs you just made and squeeze the shit out of them so it's like a rock). Then flank them and bean their asses with some iceballs. Guarantee those kids will never do that to your house again.
Weaker kid? You havent seen pics of me have you (there somewhere inthe pics thread? I'm average height but thin as fuck. Im probably the lightest person on this forum. Not particulary tough either. This lad (was same size as me)

I dont have a back door, I live on a corner of some terrest houses. So I have a gate leading to my garden the back door is a side door (the same door they were pelting with showballs biggrin: ) My front door is never used. It has like 5 locks on it so its too much effort to unlock it to use it.
  
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Default 03-04-2006, 05:20 AM

[quote="[DAS REICH] Blitz":c2aa8]
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Snow officially blows. I cant go to this party tonight because it snowed so bad here.
pants party? oOo:[/quote:c2aa8]
are you trying to invite me to a party in your pants, brick? oOo: biggrin:
  
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