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He couldnt do the full week? What a wuss. . .he could have easily taken his naps in the stalls during the day, and wandered the aisles at night (when the stalls are least likely to be checked - and they freaking post the cleaning schedule inside most Wal-Mart bathrooms).

I could make a movie out of this - get Zach Braff in as the lead (geeky Jew), get Natalie Portman in as love interest (another geeky Jew - but hot). Portman's character works at Wal-Mart, breaks up with the geek Zach - Zach cant see her except at Wal-Mart so he stages his own lil live in. At some point the media get involved. Then a crazed gunman named Shawn attempts to hold the place hostage (Canadian gunman, Wal-Mart located in Michigan) after seeing hot Jew girl on TV. Hilarity ensues from various store altercations.

Bam - easy 30mil at box-office for a movie that would cost 5 or so to make.