[Vance]

No it will be more like this:

Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Dis $|-|izz@t $ux0r0z!
Lamer n00b ***hole #2 has joined the Allied team
Lamer n00b ***hole #2: Wherez da airplane carriar!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Sum a$$m@zt3R stole it!
Lamer n00b ***hole #2 has been killed
Lamer n00b ***hole #2: Whazz a$$h0l£ waztad me!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #2 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #2 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #2 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #2 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: HAHA!!! l00zarz!
Lamer n00b ***hole #1 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #2 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #1 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #2 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #3: This game sux0r0z, my downloaded w@r3z keeps crashing!, this sux0r0z!. F*cking l00zar a$$h0lez!
Lamer n00b ***hole #3 has been killed
Lamer n00b ***hole #3 left the game
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Normal non-***hole player: This is Omaha, read a history book for christ's sake.
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Farq you l00zar a$$hole!
Lamer n00b ***hole #1 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #1 has killed a teammate
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1: Were'z Da aeroplanes!?
Lamer n00b ***hole #1 has been killed
Lamer n00b ***hole #1 left the game

mwah: