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Default I am on shrooms - 07-11-2006, 09:45 AM

i just got back from the eye doctor's and I had to dialate my eyes. It's the first time they ever did it to me and I must say it is weird. They put in numbing drops first. Those things make your eyeballs feel sticky as shit. Then he put in the dialating drops which took 10 mins to work. I had such a hard time driving home with the bright light even though he gave me a little sunglass insert to put over my glasses.

edit: I soooooooo wanna get a hold of these drops so I can use them for pranks. That'd be some awesome lol rock:

Any of you fucks ever get this done? Has anyone done Lasek or has considered getting it done? I'd love to get Lasek once I'm eligable in a few years.


  
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Default 07-11-2006, 09:53 AM

My mother had that done, however i drove her home, cause mang, she literally was blinded by the light, dangerous man




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Default 07-11-2006, 10:00 AM

Yes I have when I went to eye dr apts


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Default 07-11-2006, 10:59 AM

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Default 07-11-2006, 11:04 AM

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Default 07-11-2006, 11:36 AM

my mom had lasik surgery. the results weren't as advertised


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Default 07-11-2006, 11:44 AM

[quote="Simo Häyhä":e3292]my mom had lasik surgery. the results weren't as advertised[/quote:e3292]She still needs a prescription to see 20/20?


  
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Default 07-11-2006, 11:46 AM

yeah everytime i had to goto the opthalmologist after my accident they had to dilate my pupils. it was so damn annoying lol. bright as fuk.


  
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Default 07-11-2006, 11:51 AM

I remember when I had to get my eyes dilated. the doctor gave me granny goggles and told me Id go blind if I took it off. DONT SCRATCH!!!

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Default 07-11-2006, 12:05 PM

Moleman's crazy adventures!!!!!!!!!!
  
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Default 07-11-2006, 12:08 PM

[quote="Mr.Buttocks":a8a37]Moleman's crazy adventures!!!!!!!!!![/quote:a8a37]I'm so daring. I should have my own reality show with David Hasselhoff and Paul Ruebens!


  
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Default 07-11-2006, 02:01 PM

all i know is i got eye drops to test for glucoma because my mother had it...so they think i may get it...

you should try shrooms...only illegal drug ive ever done besides pot...and there is no reason to try anything else...shrooms are good enough for a hard drug.


  
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Default 07-11-2006, 02:27 PM

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all i know is i got eye drops to test for glucoma because my mother had it...so they think i may get it...

you should try shrooms...only illegal drug ive ever done besides pot...and there is no reason to try anything else...shrooms are good enough for a hard drug.

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Default 07-11-2006, 02:31 PM

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all i know is i got eye drops to test for glucoma because my mother had it...so they think i may get it...
woah dude trippy....legal weed teehee
  
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Default 07-11-2006, 03:21 PM

Seeing as though you're not supposed to drive after having those drops in your eyes, I wouldn't prank anyone with them. They could get in the car and take off, being none the wiser, and get fucked up hardcore.


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