[Mr.Buttocks]

Originally Posted by Stammer

MR BUTTOCKS HAS NO ASSHOLE - CNN HAS JUST LEARNED THE 67 YEAR OLD SCOTTISH BORN SYNTHESIER ENTHUSIAST HAS NO ASSHOLE, HE POOPS INTO PLASTIC BAGS AND MAILS IT TO AN UNKNOWN INDIVIDUAL LIVING THE COUNTRY OF IRELAND. MORE AS THIS STORY DEVELOPS.

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I hate 'parents' who shout and swear at their children. Feral children. Noisy people, especially noisy neighbours. Tony and Cherie Blair. Most of the politicians that infest the Houses of Parliament. The Bush family. Israel. The Cult of Celebrity. People who feel the need to tell you how much something they just bought cost. People who feel the need to ask you how much something you just bought cost. People who feel the need to ask you how much you earn. People who feel the need to tell you how much they earn. People who are never there for you in times of need, but who expect you to be available to them 24/7. People who think they're something special because they go out and get drunk in clubs/pubs on Friday and Saturday nights. People who think they're supercool because they do drugs. People obsessed with designer label clothing. Women who expect you to pay for everything even when they're earning a decent wage. People who spit. People who are afraid to speak their minds through fear of being labeled racist/sexist/homophobic etc. Men who stand behind me in queues and press their semi-erect winkles against my bum. Wasps.