You are incredibly transparent. You made this thread in an attempt to make fun of yourself and try to fit in. Its just embarrasing honestly.
If you really want these guys off your back, just quit trying so hard.
qft
"I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do if I caught one. I just *do* things. I'm a wrench in the gears. I *hate* plans." - The Joker http://pressthenyckbutton.blogspot.com/