[Bucknub]

My buddy told me, There was this guy at work that would always bring this milkshake or slushy or whatever to work and leave it in the lunch room fridge, and EVERYTIME someone fag would ALWAYS steal it everysay and drink it. The guy could never find out who it was.

Well, one day when he went to get his drink outta the fridgge while everyone was in the lunch room eating (possible the guy who ket stealing his drink was sitting in there too) He made and announcement and Said out loud "For the person that keeps on stealing my drink in his fucking fridge every goddamn day, I just want you to know that I jerked off into it before i came to work today"