[Vance]

For all intents and purposes* it should be the Queen of Douches, because none of these three in any way deserve to be regarded in a manly sense.

With that said, Pyro takes it hands down, because although Duffy and Coma have both mentioned their penises, Pyro has no uttered a single word about his so-called Johnson. Therefore, he is Queen.

(Any attempt by Pyro to reconcile his penis after this post is delivered will be deemed a feverish attempt at saving what he never had; a cock. And, in turn, will be discarded.)


* - Props to 8ace.