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Default 08-24-2006, 01:06 PM

[quote="Scorpion -]M15F1T[-":25f5e]First thing I thought when I read it..........

Guard: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin: [to Vanessa] It's not mine.
Guard: One credit card receipt signed by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine.
Guard: One warranty card filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin: I'm telling ya baby that's not mine. Those things aren't my bag, baby.
Guard: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me, And Those Are My Bag Baby," written by Austin Powers.[/quote:25f5e]wow, you're a comedian
  
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