[Chronic Diarrhea]

But you see, your "tardation" just comes off to everybody as being fucking stupid. Hell I'll post one of my "tard" AIM convos to a girl here so people can compare the two:

MaggieMoo06: ur gay
UT HORNS VY: yeah
MaggieMoo06: lol
UT HORNS VY: why do you always call me gay?
UT HORNS VY: do you want to have a gay fetish with me or something?
UT HORNS VY: because if you do, I'm totally gay (I mean game)
MaggieMoo06: lol
MaggieMoo06: this is why I love u
MaggieMoo06: u should hang out with us more
UT HORNS VY: no, I'm ranked higher in life than you
MaggieMoo06: how so?
UT HORNS VY: because I have a penis
MaggieMoo06: that's sexist
MaggieMoo06: i don't like u anymore
UT HORNS VY: stop lying
UT HORNS VY: that's like Boy George saying he doesn't like big pulsating cocks
MaggieMoo06: eww
UT HORNS VY: I jizzed