[Chronic Diarrhea]

Oh Jesus dude, that is horrible. It would be one thing if the girl was marginally attractive, which in that case you should kick the shit out of her. Since she's "pretty fucking hot" though, it's a tough call. I'm assuming she's pissing the bed because she's drunk, and it's not a problem that calls for Depends.

Hey, I got it, buy her some Depends as a gift. Since she knows about it, she's probably fucking terrified. I'd be nice to her about it, because she'll see you're a reasonable person and will probably want to marry you after that.

I dunno dude, start having sober sex from now on I guess.