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Default 11-10-2006, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Akuma
slip her a roofy then put it in her butt
^ A sound Plan C.

Plan A: Party Hopping
Pros - Relaxed atmosphere with less pressure than a one-on-one evening.
Cons - She could get shitfaced, puke on your shoes and leave with another dude

Plan B: Stay in & Watch a Movie
Pros - It's always nice to chill, watch a flick and cuddle on the couch.
Cons - It's a bit more pressure, since it's just the two of you.

If you just be cool about it and not jam your hands down her pants uninvited, you should be ok.

Tips for either plan:

1. Shower thoroughly. Wash that taint. Put powder on the cojones. Don't overdo it on the cologne.

2. Avoid garlic and onions beforehand and during the date.

3. If you're staying in to watch a movie, make snacks to share, light a few smelly candles.

4. Just be cool about it all. She's just a person.

Good luck. beer:


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