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Default 11-10-2006, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Zoner
1. Shower thoroughly. Wash that taint. Put powder on the cojones. Don't overdo it on the cologne.
this is excellent advice, get that whole cock/balls/taint/arse region so clean a person
could eat their lunch off of it....because with any luck, that is exactly what will happen.

only thing I would add is bone up on the clitoris, what it's for, where it is etc.,
get that right and in the morning she'll be making the coffee wearing ur shirt
while ur lying there smoking a ciggy with a grin from ear to ear etc.

good luck in shooting ur hot junk somewhere in, or at least on, this young lady. beer:
  
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