[Coleman]

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[quote:efc30]Heinz Hummer: I am Heinz Hummer. I'm the gigolo with the most below. Okay? I can give you a Filthy Lopez like you never had before. I could give you a Cambodian Creamsicle... that will make you scream all night. Okay? But not now because I'm busy. So leave me alone, bitch. [/quote:efc30]

[quote:efc30]Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [asking gigolos about their night] And you Assapopolis
Assapopoulos Mariolis: I got the herpes. What're you gonna do, heh.
Chadsworth Buckingham, III: [rips off band-aid] Liar! And what about you Mahmoud?
Mahmoud: Uh, I just realized... I'm gay. Does anyone want a blow job?
Dutch Gigolo: I do.
Mahmoud: Ok then. I guess I should go put that penis in my mouth.[/quote:efc30]