[Chronic Diarrhea]

Over the Thanksgiving break I met a cousin of mine (not a bloodline cousin, only related because she's my uncle's wife's daughter from another marriage). She's very pretty and brought her boyfriend over for dinner. He started talking about WoW and how he thinks it's an awesome game. I know nothing about WoW, other than the fact the top level is 60, and it takes a fuckload of time to get there. I ask him what level he's at and he says, "38." I'm like, "Wow you must have been playing that game for a long time." He says, "I've only had it for 2 weeks."

I'm like WHAAAAA? Then his girlfriend chimes in, looking sorta pissed, and says, "He plays it 24/7."

I lol'd @ him. I wouldn't step near a videogame if I was dating a girl who looked like this girl does. He reminded me of that guy playing Counter-Strike who is talking to his hot (sounding) girl over the phone where she's asking him to come over to fuck him and he's like, "I have a match."

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